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Cucumbers are Sprouting in my Vegetable Garden

February 25th, 2009 · Backyard Garden

Cucumbers Spouting Through the Soil of my Raised Backyard Vegetable GardenLook at that cucumber grow!

While attending the South Florida Fair last month, I stopped by the Broward County Farm Bureau booth. They were giving away free packages of cucumber seeds.

When starting my garden, I got actual plants, not seeds. So, the cucumbers are the first thing I have ever planted and grown from seed.

Vegetable Seeds Like Little Bits of Magic

I planted the seeds last Sunday and by Friday — just five days later — there were sprouts. Can you believe it?

Who knew seeds would actually turn into plants? I mean, I guess I always sorta thought they might but to see it happening is pretty darn cool.

Other Vegetables Growing from Seed

Remodeling the Backyard ShedIn addition to the cucumbers, I have snap beans (courtesy of my best buddy Tim at Art by Nature Garden Center) and watermelon growing from seeds. The snap beans are just beginning to pop their heads above the dirt. Of the six watermelon clusters I planted, only one has broken ground but I imagine that is to be expected.

If this works out, I may consider adding more. My father is remodeling his backyard shed and it looks as though he is going to have a fair amount of plywood leftover. If that is the case, my garden will grow even larger.

—Farmer Matt

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What is Eating My Backyard Garden Tomatoes

February 24th, 2009 · Garden Pests and Problems

What is eating my tomatoes?Something has been taking bites out of my tomatoes.

I’ll give you a dollar if you can correctly identify what is eating my tomatoes and give me a plan to catch the perpetrator.

I’m not looking for a preventative solution. I want to catch whatever has been attacking my tomatoes. I want vengeance.

List of Low-Probability Animals

We have never seen a raccoon or opossum in our neighborhood, let alone our back yard. In three years, I have seen exactly one squirrel.

We do have a few neighborhood cats who spend time in our back yard (and on our roof) but I have never seen them look at the tomatoes. They are always more interested in the birds hanging out near our bird feeder.

There have not been any footprints in or around our backyard raised vegetable garden.

Birds Possible Vegetable Thieves

Birds are high on my suspect list.

I keep fairly close watch on the live vegetable garden camera. So far, I haven’t seen any birds in the garden but that doesn’t mean they are innocent.

We have a bird feeder in the back yard and it isn’t unusual to see 50 to 75 birds sitting on the power lines behind the house, above the vegetable garden.

Please Identify My Garden Pests and Vegetable Thieves

Once again, if you can identify the animal or insect that is eating my tomatoes, please let me know.

—Farmer Matt

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Food or Not Food: You Decide

February 21st, 2009 · Food or Not Food

Oscar the Grouch from Sesame StreetSesame Street had a regular feature where kids were presented a few objects and they were asked to figure out which one was not like the others; which one was not the same.

For all I know, they still do play the one of these things doesn’t belong game. I don’t know. I stopped watching when they added Elmo. Seriously, he ruined the series for me the same way Jar Jar Binks killed the Star Wars franchise for me.

New Regular Feature: Food or Not Food

Here is how this game is played: I’m going to present you with a series of items that many people will consider food. One of these items, however, will not be food; true food, anyway. Your job is to figure out which of these items is not food.

Some Food or No Food challenges will be easy. Some will be difficult. Some will be misleading or otherwise obfuscated. No cheating, please. If this feature becomes popular, I may even give a prize to a random person who gets the correct answer.

Today’s Food or Not Food Challenge

Sun Sugar Tomatoes: Food

Contestant One

Are Green Tomatoes Good Eats or Not Food?

Contestant Two

All Natural Tomatoes

Contestant Three

Looks Too Good To Be True?

Contestant Four

Food or Not Food?

Contestant Five

Put Your Pencils Down And Pass Your Papers Forward

Which one of these is not like the others? Which one of these things doesn’t belong?

Post your answers below. Don’t look at your neighbor’s answers. I’ll know if you cheated.

—Farmer Matt

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Expanding My Garden for Strawberries, Cucumber and Watermelon

February 20th, 2009 · Backyard Garden

The moment I finished my initial raised vegetable garden and got the plants in, I knew its 4′x8′ size was too small. I needed more space.

What I Did Not Get Planted

I wanted watermelon, ripe by the fourth of July. I wanted cucumbers and snap beans. Jan Norris surprised me with two strawberry plants and I didn’t have room for them. Thus, I needed more space to grow food.

Construction Details for the Vegetable Garden Annex

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No planning at all went into the annex. I looked in my shed for leftover wood. I kinda, sorta cut some plywood so it was mostly square. I guessed on most measurements. It was a wreck. No design — structural or aesthetic — went into this build process. (Which is why you’ll never see the annex on the web cam.)

Both beds have about eight inches of soil. Both have weed control cloth at the bottom. Both are held together with spit and bailing wire.

What Does the Raised Garden Annex Look Like?

Below are the only two pictures known to exist of my raised garden annex.

Ghetto Garden Addition Next to my Beautiful Garden

Garden Annex Much Smaller Compared to Original Raised Vegetable Garden

What and Why I Planted in the New Vegetable Beds

As you can see, there is one bed raised much higher than the others. That one is where my strawberries will live. As the plant grows, I’ll drop the strawberries over the edge, working much like a hanging garden. That way they don’t rot in the dirt.

The upper bed also has a few leftover lettuce plants and five sunflowers.

The lower bed has snap beans planted in a row along the back of the bed. The front left has watermelons and the front right has cucumbers. Once the watermelons start growing, I’ll set them over the side of the bed.

Growing Vegetables From Seed — Cross Your Fingers

The main garden used exclusively plants that already had some life to them. The annex, except for the strawberries, is all from seed. I hope it does okay. Already I see little shoots from the sunflowers. I hope they add pretty to the garden.

—Farmer Matt

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Today’s Hater: Garden More Boring Than Watching Water Boil

February 18th, 2009 · Garden Non-Believers

Food Hater: Dani Price-Borton-OatesSister-in-Law Dani writes in part:

That is seriously the most boring stuff you have ever sent me. I’d rather be watching water boil.

Sometimes the Joy is in the Journey

Sometimes is it how we get to a place that makes the place so special.

Yes, the end goal is vegetables. Everything up to that point is just process. But, I’m enjoying the process. I liked building the raised garden box. I liked picking out plants. I like talking about vegetable experiences with others. I like going outside in the quiet of the morning and seeing what minor changes there have been in the last 24 hours. I even like pulling weeds though I imagine that joy will wane.

The Customer is Always Right

Still, let it not be said that Watch My Food Grow ignores the needs of its readers. Without further delay, just for you Dani, I present boiling water:


Come All Ye Haters

My garden’s kung-fu is strong. It will not be repressed.

—Farmer Matt

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Florida Sunset Over My Backyard Vegetable Garden

February 18th, 2009 · Backyard Garden

Look at this you freezing Yankees…

The Florida Sun Sets on My Backyard Vegetable Garden

That’s the sun setting on my garden. It was in the low-80s all day, cooling off to around 76 when I finally headed inside.

—Farmer Matt

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My Broccoli is Really Growing Quick!

February 16th, 2009 · Backyard Garden

Behold, The Power of Time, Light and Water:

Broccoli Before and During -- Look at it Grow!

Your eyes are not fooling you. No camera tricks are involved. Photoshop did not attack this photo.

On the left, we have the one broccoli plant that wouldn’t fit in my garden. On the right, we have broccoli that has only been in the ground about three weeks. Look at the size of that thing! These two were the same size just three weeks ago.

My Vegetables Are Growing in my Garden

I’m sure this doesn’t come as a surprise to those of you who know something about gardening but, to me, city boy, that something could actually grow in my backyard is mind boggling.

Check back often to watch my food grow.

—Farmer Matt

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New Feature: People Who Hate My Garden

February 12th, 2009 · Garden Non-Believers

Heretics, all of them. Doubters. These people or agencies, through active or passive means, hate my garden. They shall be smote and my vegetables will rise up and overgrow the land.

First Vegetable Hater: My Very Own Uncle Mark

Uncle Mark: Hater of Vegetables and Corporate InfiltratorI guess this attack is to be expected. Uncle Mark works for Big Food — a large, regional supermarket. Anyway, here is how he is seeking to destroy my garden:

I would be interested to see a cost analysis of this project from beginning to end. I know, you can’t really factor in fun, but you do have supermarkets down there that carry good produce don’t you?

Not exactly subtle!

His main points:

  • Good food is a rich man’s hobby.
  • Supermarkets have good produce.

It Isn’t Expensive to Grow Your Own Food

Tim Whelan, owner of Art by Nature Garden Center, explains vegetables.I had the plywood and other construction materials leftover from hurricane season and Art By Nature Garden Center donated the plants. (The reason? So I’ll mention Art By Nature Garden Center on a regular basis.)

So far, I’m out of pocket $16.48 for the weed control cloth New Feature: People Who Hate My Garden and $20 for the trailer load of dirt. (And $75 for the Linksys webcam New Feature: People Who Hate My Garden, which you’ll hear more about soon.) If I had to buy the plywood and plants, too, my tab would be about $200 to get to where I am now (not including the webcam).

I just checked Freecycle and found two people within 15 miles who are giving away lawn timbers that could be used to build the raised vegetable garden. So, that would cut my expenses back by $50. Now I just need to find a pound of nails and some plants.

Plants Can Be Had By Networking — Seeds are Cheap

While I started my garden with already growing plants, I could have used seeds which cost $2.00 a packet. A packet of seeds is enough to feed a family of eight for an entire season, more or less. I cheated but if I wanted to lower my up-front costs further, I could have gone the seeds route.

I’m also finding that gardeners love to share plants. Now that I have a garden, neighbors I have never seen before are chatting me up and offering to show me their plants and trade stuff. We’ll see. Right now, my garden is land-locked and I haven’t gotten around to building the annex yet.

Water, Electricity, Fertilizer, Etc.

Water is my main concern. I’m out there pretty much every day hosing down the garden. I haven’t gotten my first full garden water bill yet. I’ll let you know.

Supermarkets Have Good Produce?

Rise Up and Join the Resistance Against Big FoodReally?

Artificial flavors. Artificial colors. Genetically modified. No pretty ribbons. Maybe not even grown in the Good Old United States of these here Americas.

My bananas (from South America, which isn’t the same as Real, God-Lovin’ America), have a little sticker on them that says ‘may contain actual banana flavor’. What does that even mean?!?!

Nope. Not for me. Not anymore. Corporate produce is the way The Man keeps us down. Who knows what the government is injecting in our cucumbers?

It’s not too late, Mark. I’ll send you some seeds. Once the ground around your house thaws out, you’ll be ready to plant your own garden.

—Farmer Matt

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Initial Planting of Our Raised Backyard Vegetable Garden

February 12th, 2009 · Backyard Garden

It’s garden creation photopalooza today!

Malcolm Surveys What Will Soon Become Our Raised Backyard Vegetable GardenMalcolm Surveys What Will Soon Become Our Raised Backyard Vegetable Garden
Malcolm is Taller than a Tomato PlantMalcolm, age four, verifies that he is Taller than a Tomato Plant
Establishing a General Layout for the Garden Before we Empty PotsHaving no idea how close to plant my vegetables, I did a dry run first, digging holes and dropping in the pots to make sure everything would fit.
Sarah Supplies Pretty Ribbon to Tie Up the Plants - Pretty Plants=Happy PlantsSarah, loving wife, was happy to give up some of her ribbons so that we could tie up the tomatoes. In fact, choosing the ribbons and telling me which ribbons went where was the high point of her gardening experience so far.
Celebrity Tomato - My First Fully-Planted and Support TomatoThis very celebrity tomato was the first in the ground and the first properly strung up. It also produced several green tomatoes which my mother already fried and ate.
Malcolm is Not Happy I'm Turning His Sand Box and Train Yard Into a Vegetable GardenMalcolm used the garden as a sandbox. He is going to miss playing in the good, dark soil. We will not miss him bringing dark soil into our house and onto our cream colored carpet.
Farmer Matt Ties the Last of the Strings Used to Support the TomatoesYears of Boy Scout training allowed me to use the perfect knot for each and every plant.
Pretty Ribbon=Pretty Plants=Happy Plants=Lots of VegetablesSarah thinks that pretty ribbons will make the plants feel pretty and that when plants are feeling pretty, they are going to produce more vegetables. You’re welcome to offer you own opinion or research on this theory below.
Our Fully-Planted and Ready to Produce Raised Backyard Vegetable GardenAnd there you have it, our fully-planted and ready to grow backyard raised vegetable garden.

Our Garden Plans for Next Year: Bigger

Throw a link below to your vegetable garden. I’m already planning for next season. My plans for next year can be summarized in one word: bigger.

Now that I’m hooked, I want to see what other raised vegetable gardens look like. Honestly, I did absolutely no research before I began and am now playing catch-up.

—Farmer Matt

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What Are You Growing in Your Garden, Farmer Matt?

February 11th, 2009 · Backyard Garden

When I tell people I planted a backyard vegetable garden, after the initial shock wears off, the next question is always ‘what are you growing?’.

The answer is ‘whatever Jan Norris and Tim Whelan (Art by Nature Garden Center) tell me to plant’.

Early 2009 Season Garden Layout

Here is what is in the ground today:
Early 2009 Growing Season Vegetable Garden Layout
(I have taken to looking at garden porn on the internet. The care and skill that goes into creating garden plots is pretty impressive. Amy in Colorado’s chart (and garden), for example, is far more impressive than my own.)

All of these vegetables live in a four-foot by eight-foot plot:

  • Sun Sugar Tomato
  • Tomande Tomato
  • Brandywine Tomato
  • Fairytale Eggplant
  • Striped German Tomato
  • Celebrity Tomato
  • Bell Pepper (two)
  • Jalapeno Pepper
  • Bird Pepper
  • Decorative Pepper
  • Cilantro (two)
  • Oregano
  • Pumba Yellow Onions (eight)
  • Red Leaf Lettuce (six)
  • Green Magic Broccoli (11)

Vegetable Garden Expansion Plans?

I ran out of room and the garden isn’t even three weeks old. I still need room for snap beans, cucumber, strawberries and watermelon. Today may be the day I finally get around to building an addition onto my garden. I’ll let you know.

—Farmer Matt

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